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Compulsive Kisser & Stuck and Waiting Ask DL

PeaceOf Mayhem Ask DL Life Lessons Relationship Advice

Dear Disco Lemonade,

I have a co-worker I've only spoken to once, but I have the strongest urge to walk up and kiss him. What should I do?

Your Adoring Fan,

Compulsive Kisser

Hello CK!

I appreciate your situation. This one is tricky because when the juices start flowing it is difficult to know what to do.

I recommend walking up, kissing him, followed up with a dramatic slap to the face, then fleeing the scene tearfully. That way it appears to be Him perpetuating whatever has gone on between you. If anyone asks just say "He knows what he did." What have you got to lose?

Your Humble Friend,


Dear Disco Lemonade,

I am being given the opportunity to take scholarships for two very different things at very different colleges. I have been offered a scholarship to play basketball at a traditional school that loves its sports programs. The other scholarship is to a liberal arts school for game and computer design. Which one should I accept?

Yours Truly,

Stuck and Waiting

Dear Stuck,

Welcome Youngster to the first of many adult decisions you will be making without a full understanding of the impact it will have on your life. The college road is a bumpy and uncertain journey. I say "Do Neither"!

Find some work and save some money. Then take the next two years to travel and party; expand your social awareness before it's too late! You may even become an educated and deeply satisfied person!

Of course, there is no telling where any particular path will lead...



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