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Cracking Up and Handsome & Hesitant reach out to DL

PeaceOf Mayhem Ask DL Holiday Hacks Relationship Advice Survival Suggestions

Disco Dearest,

Things are crazy! I am on the verge of a breakdown, and at Christmas! How do I fight off the urge to burn the house down?

Your Loyal Reader,

Cracking up at Christmas

Hello Cracky,

Put the matches down, for starters. Take it out on all you encounter, instead. Knock cups of coffee out of smiling strangers hands, tell 5 year olds there is no Santa, and knock down snow people. You'll feel better in no time!

Your Pal,

DL

Disco Lemonade,

I am asking for your honest opinion about Christmas proposals. I am on the verge of asking my girlfriend to marry me, but I am not sure if Christmas is appropriate. Help!

Sincerely,

Handsome and Hesitant

Dear Hesitant,

Christmas is the most storybook, romantic comedy-esque, time to ask her. So don't do it. Wait until you're knee deep in garbage from your neighbors can on your front lawn after a bad storm, following a terrible week at work. Then and only them will you get the kind of answer that is for real. I mean what the hell do I know, I'm against marriage completely.

Good Luck,

DL



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